413px-rick_moranis_at_the_62nd_academy_awards.jpgunknown-1.jpegFrankly I never thought I was hot, now or then (though my wife does sometimes say my butt is squeezable (but then so is Charmin)). I guess it was a matter of going from a geek who didn’t know he was a geek so always wondered why he couldn’t get a date to a geek angry at all women because they wouldn’t date him to a married geek who no longer needs to get a date. Frankly, I should have realized what was going on when, as soon as I entered my teens, everyone started telling me I looked like Rick Moranus.

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