So I’m just sitting there, minding my own bid-ness, when my husband shows me a drawing my daughter Sasha has done. “Who’s that?” he told me he asked her. “Sasha and Mommy, of course!”she answered. Of course.
BTW, the arm-slimming garment lady canceled on me. Too bad! I was looking forward to cramming my arms into it and testing it out first hand. Meanwhile, my old friend Kely (old as in I first met her in grade… Continue Reading →
JUDY WROTE: A friend said that as the body ages, cells divide less frequently, slowing recovery. I asked a trainer if I could offer some incentive plan to my cells.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yeah,Ã¢â‚¬Â he replied. Ã¢â‚¬Å“Drink from the fountain of youth.Ã¢â‚¬Â
So I went out drinking. And I didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t feel a thing.
Last night, at 10:53, I had a decision to make. Many of you pondered the same choice, and at least some of you have decided as I did: Faced with the option of doing crunches or placing my weary head… Continue Reading →
From epidurals (ahh!) to vagina lifts (boo!), hereâ€™s Health magazineâ€™s list of the famous highs and lows in the last 20 years of female wellness.
JANINE WROTE: Does anyone else find the tv commercials for Mohegan Sun depressing? You know, the one that uses the music from “My Sharona” with dorky words about how the middle-aged fortysomethings in the commercial are going to bust out for the weekend, going nuts by going to Mohegan sun and gambling! Going to a chain restaurant! Staying up all night!
I know the economy is circling the bowl and people are fearing for their livelihood and John McCain is more than a bit tweaked, but check this the ‘ef out! A month or so after I posted about my bat… Continue Reading →
Wore clogs with socks today, and wasn’t even properly embarrassed when the tattoo artist examining my ankle snickered. I mean, the man had a shard of metal through his nose and he was laughing that I had socks on with… Continue Reading →
Photo by: WhineAndDine, CC Licensed It happened again. It freakin’ happened again! I was on the F train and saw Mike, a guy I knew 15 years ago. He was a bandmate of a fellow I was dating at the… Continue Reading →
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