image has been resizedWhen stopped by the police for some small, non-lethal infraction, I used to be able to be at least hot enough or cute enough to get out of the ticket. Now, at 41, I’m not a dog, but I have to be much more… perky? cute? charismatic? Basically, I have to be a really good conversationalist. Oh, and taking responsibility never hurts either!

I’m going to send this quick! Before I lose my nerve!