SNARLOTTA WROTE: I read an academic article from a professor I wanted to interview for a story, so I googled him for contact info and lo and behold there was a picture of him on his university’s web site. and i immediately thought, ooh, hot older guy!

and then i saw in his CV that he graduated from college a year after I did.

to look on the bright side, i guess it’s nice that i don’t see myself as crinkly and gray, or that i thought someone younger than i was hot (albeit elderly)?