No, not in the postpartum weakened-pelvic-floor-muscles kind of way that I was for a while right after I had the girls. Just laughing so hard that I figuratively cannot contain my bladder.

If you haven’t already seen this, you must check it out. He’s a 29-year-old guy who lives with his dad and just jots down the pearls of wisdom that spew forth from his lips.

Has nothing and everything to do with being a Formerly, but no matter what, it’s hilarious. (What’s more, it’s already sold as a book and a movie, per my agent.)