Lemme get this out of the way:
It’s been–gasp!–over a year since I last posted, despite supportive reader/friends and editors and agents making careful and polite inquiries as to why the radio silence.
Things like, “Are you OK?” and “Um, how’s the book promotion going?” “Did the TV show ever happen?” And oh, and “WTF, Stephanie? You are squandering an audience that many authors would kill for by not keeping your brand alive!”
Yes, well. Short answer: divorce, divorce, divorce, and all the tentacles of stress and uncertainty that wrap themselves around you when your life, your children’s lives, your finances and your sense of self are radically upended in a short period of time.
Never mind that it was the right thing. Never mind that it’s what had to happen. Remember tether ball, from summer camp? I felt like the ball, smacked and kicked this way and that, all day every day, and unable to bounce away to deflate in safety.
Obviously, when you the human being are also “your brand,” it’s hard to write funny.
Three years after my split (which happened right when the book came out), and one year after the JOD arrived in the mail, my girls and I are good, and their dad and I are doing what we always did best–loving them, denying them cell phones, and making sure they’re appropriately insane 5th graders who sometimes eat green vegetables and empty their pockets of lip gloss before they put their jeans in the laundry.
In other news, My Formerly Hot Life has once again been optioned, this time by Lions Gate, who brought you Mad Men and Nashville and Orange is the New Black and lots of other freakin’ amazing shows. These people know what they’re doing. Very very beginning stages, so nothing to report other than that, but please cross everything that can be crossed.
And I’m percolating another book.
So bear with me, and if you’re still with me, send up a flare!
With love, Steph
November 3, 2013 at 10:16 am
So glad you’re back!
November 3, 2013 at 10:35 am
Thank you! You are hilarious, btw. I love your FB updates.
November 3, 2013 at 10:33 am
Still here – and can’t wait to see what happens with the book, and possible show. Been through the divorce with kids thing, and it sucks, but it does get better, eventually. (hopefully that’s where you are now). fingers and toes and anything else cross-able is crossed for you!
November 3, 2013 at 10:34 am
Awww! Wendy! Yay!
November 3, 2013 at 10:54 am
Yes, of course we are still with you! We will always be with you, waiting for your hilarious insights, no matter how long the absence.
November 4, 2013 at 8:48 pm
Yay, yay and YAY!!!!!
November 4, 2013 at 9:21 pm
Glad you are back! Always a fun and interesting read.
November 6, 2013 at 11:54 am
Welcome back, Stephanie!