AMY WROTE: Not being robustly endowed, [my breasts] didn’t attract a lot of attention, but were, you know, appreciated. Now, the only people who are interested in them are the mammogram women. You know, the cute, perky, super happy blond radiologist who sweetly and cutely smooshes my boob down till it’s thinner than a good diner pancake. And says, “Oh, we have dense breasts, don’t we? We’ll have to do three images. Of each.” Yes, that’s right. Six smooshings. Six pancake pictures.
Uppity is a nasty word, if only because it’s usually followed by an even more hateful word. One shouldn’t refer to presidential candidates or, really, anyone as such. Still, what I wouldn’t give to be able to describe my breasts… Continue Reading →
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